News: On my way back

Yo.

So I'm just at Glasgow airport heading back home now. It's funny, I get a lot of people from Scotland e-mailing me saying I have a very British sense of humor and I'd "fit right in" in Glasgow. I am a Canadian citizen, but I was born in the heart of Glasgow and came to Canada when I was four.

I regularly visit Scotland because the majority of my family is there.

So there, just a bit of history for you for those that are interested. NahwhatImeen, by the way? Aye ye do, ya wee bawbags. Aye that's right, I called you's wee bawbags, got a problem wi' that? Ya better no', or I'll gi' ye a right doin', tossers. No' half! If ye got a problem, go cry to yer ma', ya wee fannies.

So yeah, normal production should resume next Saturday, the 1st of August I think.

Thanks,
Jon

P.S. Go Celtic, fuck Rangers! (I don't actually care by the way, it's hilarious how big a deal the UK makes of it though. I have some Celtic-supporting relatives and Rangers-supporting ones, and they'll litereally refuse to drink from a mug that has the opposing team's logo on it. It's fucking retarded).

Video: One Life Remaining: Episode One

Hey.

You can view the pilot episode of my new series here.

Thanks,
Jon

News: Promo trailers

Yo.

I'm currently on vacation and only intended to post the links to the promo trailers for both my new series One Life Remaining and the next Arby 'n' the Chief, but I'd like to point out that contrary to the title of the Arby 'n' the Chief teaser, it is not a trailer for an entire fourth season. It's simply a large episode very similar to Arby 'n' the Chief: The Movie split up into four parts, give or take.

You can view the One Life Remaining teaser here, and you can view the next Arby 'n' the Chief teaser here.

Again, don't let the melodrama of Arby 'n' the Chief's teaser fool you, I'm sure the full episode, when it's done, will please all.

Thanks,
Jon

Game: Day of the Living Phalluses

Yo.

Here's my game.

lol.

Thanks,
Jon

News: Upcoming videos and imminent vacation

Yo,

So I'm going on Vacation for about two or three weeks beginning tomorrow. Here's a heads-up on what to expect until I get back and am ready to submit new material:

1. A trailer for my new series, "One Life Remaining". Nothing special, very brief.

2. A teaser trailer for the next Arby 'n' the Chief. Again, very brief, and don't let it fool you, the teaser is somewhat on the melodramatic side but plenty of lols will be had when the full episode is out, I'm sure.

3. The full-length pilot episode of "One Life Remaining", which Machinima.com is planning to launch on the 18th of July.

4. A director's commentary of "King", the third season finale of Arby 'n' the Chief.

Once I get back, I will begin submitting new stuff as usual.

Thanks,
Jon